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A question
The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being – which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”.
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Working in both worlds!
So today was a fun day and I knew I should have stayed in bed. Woke up way too early and as everyone knows the longest part of the day is waiting for the coffee to brew! I just felt off all morning and was wondering what was going to happen. But spent the morning getting everything together, updating sites, sending out e-mails, and all the fun stuff.
I had a photo shoot at 4pm and a meeting with a model at 2pm, but both these were for normal work. You see I walk and work in both worlds, porn and commercial. Adult models can work with the “normal” photographer and nothing would be said, but if a “normal” model works with a porn photographer, she’s labeled. I know it’s fucked up. So a lot of “normal” models will not work with someone in the porn business. So I walk a tightrope and work both sides.
Well the model I was meeting with was in a few movies, and I don’t care about that. If she did it for cash, or whatever its fine with me. BUT don’t give me a high and mighty attitude about shooting swimwear!! Yes, swimwear! If it was nudes, or lingerie I could understand. She went into a rant about the porn business and if she did swimwear it would end up on a site and so on and so on. So I mentioned that she is worried about her pics ending up on a porn site, and told her that a release would be needed for that to happen. She told me that anyone that is on a site is a BLANK and she would never do that. Well this went on for about 30 minutes, I finally had enough. I pulled out my phone and played the trailer from the movie she was in! Let’s just say we are not shooting! LOL~!!! But it felt good to shut her up.
So after that fun I finished my coffee and went home to get ready for the shoot. Well she contacts me and tell me that she can’t shoot, it was a drama filled day with her ex. Now I’ve known this lady for about 8 years and I know her ex, so it’s all good. But after the day, week, I’ve had it would have been nice to hand out with a friend. But I understand and we’ll shoot letter this week.
So tonight, its Captain and movies. I don’t even feel like heading out!!! Night all!!!